Just press play. You won’t regret it.
almost peed myself
I thought this was gonna be some moralistic whatsits about being fat or summat, but all it is is really fucking hilarious
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line