The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
hagakure lazes about not doing much of anything. ishimaru calls him bump on a logakure. hagakure laughs so hard his lungs collapse and he dies. a body has been discovered. ishimaru sweats profusely whilst standing in the trial.